Why do you need this for the apocalypse or your daily commute? Because fuck you!



In our zombie preparedness plan we pretty much thought of every eventuality.

Guns, food, meeting up location, isolated island surrounded by 100 yards of water with generator and self sustaining farm… check. Getaway zombie bulldozer? Hells to the yes! Now that we’ve seen this 6-ton pile of fuckall, we are starting to feel that our preparedness plan was a tad inadequate. The added touch of Enya is somehow comforting and oddly relaxing.

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